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MCU Civil War Script

nudityandnerdery:

dreamsoftheshininghorizon:

nudityandnerdery:

Senator: Superheroes have to register their secret identities!
Natasha: There’s six of us. Rogers has a Smithsonian exhibit on him, Stark won’t stop telling the world he’s Iron Man, and for the rest of us, I dumped all of SHIELD’s files on the internet.
Senator: Oh. Right.
-FIN-

Natasha: Oh…and Thor is Thor.  That’s his real name.  Even if it wasn’t, he might have diplomatic immunity to the Registration Act since his “secret identity” is the crown prince of an alien civilization.

Senator: I get it, I get it.

POST CREDITS SCENE:

(Enter the Senator’s office)
Senator: Well, that was a disaster.
Voice: You think?
Senator: Who is th- Nick Fury?
Nick Fury: I’m here to talk to you about the “Stop Wasting Everyone’s Fucking Time” Initiative.

(via thorkizilla)

trippingforashorterfall:

naoren:

filmeditor16:

official-sokka:

thats-not-a-toilet:

korrastyle:

OH SHIT

is this why the show was taken off nick?

So this is what air benders can do. Sucking the air out of people’s lungs. Just as cool as lightening bending if you ask me

No I don’t think you guys understand this is frightening

Airbenders are pretty much the most powerful benders. A firebender has to create fire. A waterbender is most powerful on the open seas as much as an earthbender is on land. But air is literally everywhere.
The Air Nomads weren’t dangerous because they chose not to be.

trippingforashorterfall:

naoren:

filmeditor16:

official-sokka:

thats-not-a-toilet:

korrastyle:

OH SHIT

is this why the show was taken off nick?

So this is what air benders can do. Sucking the air out of people’s lungs. Just as cool as lightening bending if you ask me

No I don’t think you guys understand this is frightening

Airbenders are pretty much the most powerful benders. A firebender has to create fire. A waterbender is most powerful on the open seas as much as an earthbender is on land. But air is literally everywhere.

The Air Nomads weren’t dangerous because they chose not to be.

(via justalasss)

(via f-ili)

holahydra:

*shows up fashionably late to the party*
holahydra:

*shows up fashionably late to the party*
holahydra:

*shows up fashionably late to the party*
holahydra:

*shows up fashionably late to the party*
holahydra:

*shows up fashionably late to the party*

holahydra:

*shows up fashionably late to the party*


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I’ve said this before and I’ll point it out again -

Menstruation is caused by change in hormonal levels to stop the creation of a uterine lining and encourage the body to flush the lining out. The body does this by lowering estrogen levels and raising testosterone.

Or, to put it more plainly “That time of the month” is when female hormones most closely resemble male hormones. So if (cis) women aren’t suited to office at “That time of the month” then (cis) men are NEVER suited to office.

If you are a dude and don’t dig the ladies around you at their time of the month, just think! That is you all of the time.

And, on a final note, post-menopausal (cis) women are the most hormonally stable of all human demographics. They have fewer hormonal fluctuations of anyone, meaning older women like Hilary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren would theoretically be among the least likely candidates to make an irrational decision due to hormonal fluctuations, and if we were basing our leadership decisions on hormone levels, then only women over fifty should ever be allowed to hold office.

timemachineyeah  (via cordeliacchase)

(via iblanc)

thebloggerbloggerfun:

queenofletters:

I would pay good money to have a navigation system voiced by cas

"I don’t understand, why did you not turn when I told you to?"

"You should show me some respect. I dragged you out of downtown rush hour traffic, I can drag you back in."

Can you imagine, though:

Crashing the car when you didn’t have permission to take it out:

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twoxheartedxdream:

#PUNCH ME IN THE FACE WITH YOUR METAL ARM AND IT’D HURT LESS
twoxheartedxdream:

#PUNCH ME IN THE FACE WITH YOUR METAL ARM AND IT’D HURT LESS
twoxheartedxdream:

#PUNCH ME IN THE FACE WITH YOUR METAL ARM AND IT’D HURT LESS
twoxheartedxdream:

#PUNCH ME IN THE FACE WITH YOUR METAL ARM AND IT’D HURT LESS
twoxheartedxdream:

#PUNCH ME IN THE FACE WITH YOUR METAL ARM AND IT’D HURT LESS
twoxheartedxdream:

#PUNCH ME IN THE FACE WITH YOUR METAL ARM AND IT’D HURT LESS

twoxheartedxdream:

#PUNCH ME IN THE FACE WITH YOUR METAL ARM AND IT’D HURT LESS

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nyx-solei:

That was your last act on earth, pal.
nyx-solei:

That was your last act on earth, pal.
nyx-solei:

That was your last act on earth, pal.

nyx-solei:

That was your last act on earth, pal.

(via fuckyeahbuckynatasha)


"This is a bitter adventure, if it must end so; and not a mountain of gold can amend it. Yet I am glad that I have shared in your perils - that has been more than any Baggins deserves."
"Farewell Thorin Oakenshield! And Fili and Kili! May your memory never fade!”

"This is a bitter adventure, if it must end so; and not a mountain of gold can amend it. Yet I am glad that I have shared in your perils - that has been more than any Baggins deserves."
"Farewell Thorin Oakenshield! And Fili and Kili! May your memory never fade!”

"This is a bitter adventure, if it must end so; and not a mountain of gold can amend it. Yet I am glad that I have shared in your perils - that has been more than any Baggins deserves."
"Farewell Thorin Oakenshield! And Fili and Kili! May your memory never fade!”

"This is a bitter adventure, if it must end so; and not a mountain of gold can amend it. Yet I am glad that I have shared in your perils - that has been more than any Baggins deserves."
"Farewell Thorin Oakenshield! And Fili and Kili! May your memory never fade!”

"This is a bitter adventure, if it must end so; and not a mountain of gold can amend it. Yet I am glad that I have shared in your perils - that has been more than any Baggins deserves."
"Farewell Thorin Oakenshield! And Fili and Kili! May your memory never fade!”

"This is a bitter adventure, if it must end so; and not a mountain of gold can amend it. Yet I am glad that I have shared in your perils - that has been more than any Baggins deserves."
"Farewell Thorin Oakenshield! And Fili and Kili! May your memory never fade!”

"This is a bitter adventure, if it must end so; and not a mountain of gold can amend it. Yet I am glad that I have shared in your perils - that has been more than any Baggins deserves."
"Farewell Thorin Oakenshield! And Fili and Kili! May your memory never fade!”

"This is a bitter adventure, if it must end so; and not a mountain of gold can amend it. Yet I am glad that I have shared in your perils - that has been more than any Baggins deserves."
"Farewell Thorin Oakenshield! And Fili and Kili! May your memory never fade!”

"This is a bitter adventure, if it must end so; and not a mountain of gold can amend it. Yet I am glad that I have shared in your perils - that has been more than any Baggins deserves."
"Farewell Thorin Oakenshield! And Fili and Kili! May your memory never fade!”

"This is a bitter adventure, if it must end so; and not a mountain of gold can amend it. Yet I am glad that I have shared in your perils - that has been more than any Baggins deserves."
"Farewell Thorin Oakenshield! And Fili and Kili! May your memory never fade!”

"This is a bitter adventure, if it must end so; and not a mountain of gold can amend it. Yet I am glad that I have shared in your perils - that has been more than any Baggins deserves."

"Farewell Thorin Oakenshield! And Fili and Kili! May your memory never fade!”

(via f-ili)


Silver and gold.

Silver and gold.
Silver and gold.

(via liyung0248)

loki-del-rey:

In the comic books, when he’s unfrozen, Steve wakes up screaming for Bucky.

I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy

because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless

and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.

– Robin Williams (via skateeofmind)

(via justalasss)

accioharo:

#you are like 25 omg
accioharo:

#you are like 25 omg

accioharo:

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